… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?
somewhere captain hook is shitting himself
do you think they dyed and styled their hair like that because they fucking love their eeveelutions so much or since its anime were they born with hair like that and chose their evveelutions based on the destiny their hair fortold
tumblr user itachi420 asking the hard questions
would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog
Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.
Lupita Nyong’o’s brother celebrating her Oscar nom
Bruce is like “Our identities were a secret? I knew who you guys were 6 months ago.”
bats knows what pjs you got for xmas ok
HE KNOWS ALL
Bulbasaur is such a sweetie, seriously.
#SERIOUSLY #ASH’S BULBASAUR IS ONE OF THE COOLEST POKEMON IN TERMS OF PERSONALITY #HE ROCKS TOGEPI TO SLEEP WHEN IT’S CRYING #IT PROTECTED AND LOOKED AFTER OTHER POKEMON BEFORE ASH CAUGHT IT #IT ACTUALLY SAW RIGHT THROUGH ONE OF TEAM ROCKET’S DISGUISES AND DECIDED TO FUCK THEIR SHIT UP FOR TRYING TO STEAL POKEMON #in other words: bulbasaur is a kind and caring pokemon who looks out for others and will fuck you up if you try to hurt it’s friends
pikachu and squirtle just look so fucking impressed they’re like
DUDE HE WAS SAD AND NOW HE’S NOT SAD
YOU UNSADDED HIM
DUDE I THINK YOU MIGHT BE MAGIC”
Me for all of high school
breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
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