Dysfunctionally Functional

Why couldn't Thor's hammer break Captain America's shield?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:32:13 -0400

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

REBLOGGING FOR CANADA

thedoctorwillsaveme: pigfarts-is-on-vulcan: I forgot about...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:31:18 -0400

Hooman, wut iz dis nonsense?

R dey gay??

Stahp! Who iz dis?

I tink I'm in luv.

Dis got boring.

thedoctorwillsaveme:

pigfarts-is-on-vulcan:

I forgot about this, but back during Christmas Break, I put Star Trek in front of my cat to see what he would do. To my surprise, he actually did watch it. However, he only seemed mildly entertained - that is, until Scotty started talking. Then my cat actually paused the episode and stared at him. He just stared at Scotty and wouldn’t let me press play for, like, four or five minutes. After that, he watched for a while, but gradually lost interest and started dozing, only looking up when he heard Scotty’s voice.

Can someone please explain to me why my cat loves Scotty so much? Was James Doohan secretly some sort of magical cat whisperer? What is this?

oh

my

god

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:29:32 -0400

lovebeyondmeasure: Quick, messy graphic to explain a concept...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:28:38 -0400

lovebeyondmeasure:

Quick, messy graphic to explain a concept that seems obvious to me:

We shouldn’t be helping women because they’re related to someone else. We shouldn’t be helping women because someone else cares about them. We should be helping women because they are people.

We should be helping women for their own sake.

Why is that a hard concept for people to grasp?

slumcow: randomonedirectionfacts: DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME DONT CHA WISH YOUR...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:27:14 -0400

slumcow:

randomonedirectionfacts:

DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME

DONT CHA

That is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen

karlika: hermione-ganja: missmatie: sisoula: the90sfreak: en...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:25:46 -0400

karlika:

hermione-ganja:

missmatie:

sisoula:

the90sfreak:

endureeternally:

queerpong:

i would eat the whole bag and sleep for three days

….is that pot cotton candy??? O.O

pot n’ candy

So I never have had pot. But i’d do this.

If you’ve never had pot DON’T do this.
A lot of would-be stoners ruin pot for themselves this way.
It’s like drinking a gallon of vodka the same night you first drink alcohol.

Start small with a bowl and give it an hour. Then see how you feel.

Basically, make sure you like pie before entering yourself into a pie eating contest.

This is medical so it will be very intense.

It looks amazing.

So basically, don’t eat all of it in 15 minutes or you WILL see the devil.

And he will try to rip your heart out through your kneecaps.

itsbetterthananal: my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:24:45 -0400

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

modestdemidov:

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:23:39 -0400

modestdemidov:

no-angel-will-dare-harm-you: The “Crowley squint” is basically my reaction to everything.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:23:21 -0400

no-angel-will-dare-harm-you:

The “Crowley squint” is basically my reaction to everything.

thrillionaire: tastefullyoffensive: [xonees] This is my...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:42:34 -0400

thrillionaire:

tastefullyoffensive:

[xonees]

This is my cousin’s only joke

cosmic-cunnilingus: ssweet-dispositionn: F U C K Bi Tc He S...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 03:47:30 -0400

cosmic-cunnilingus:

ssweet-dispositionn:

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

i can’t

I peed

joshunf: if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 03:46:35 -0400

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

mistokes: keannapearl: jazzyjanine: rushawnoah: xmizuokami: ...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 03:40:53 -0400

mistokes:

keannapearl:

jazzyjanine:

rushawnoah:

xmizuokami:

lizaxchan:

favabean05:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

im crying

lol nice try, vegan

I FUCKING KNEW IT

its back

Your ass got CALLED THE FUCK OUT!

LAUGHING SO HARD omfg

fandom-sandwich: fudgeflies: if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 03:39:58 -0400

fandom-sandwich:

fudgeflies:

if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc

the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation

if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real

you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate

Yer a Narwhal Harry!

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:09:15 -0400

Yer a Narwhal Harry!

Probably the coolest cinema ever.

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:08:53 -0400

Probably the coolest cinema ever.

This. I need this.

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:07:37 -0400

This. I need this.

The Hobbit Illustrations.

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:07:00 -0400

The Hobbit Illustrations.

Hit it Hitler!

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:05:55 -0400

Hit it Hitler!

Shopping for watermelon in Japan.

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:05:38 -0400

Shopping for watermelon in Japan.